Gir is cool.
Because he is.
I said he is.
Because he's Gir.
He learns much.
He teaches more.
Of how to live,
and how to talk.
We now all know
tacos are good.
We should bake biscuits
and watch TV.
Now grab your dog suit
and pick up your muffin.
We'll all sing the doom song
but first say "Please!"